Burger Pig

Pig Burger

It’s time to play catch up here at Chauvi’s!

Wow, what a Center of Pestilence this place has become! We’re talking about the “1/4 lb. Giant Burgers” joint on Telegraph and 22nd St. in downtown Oakland.

Much of this blighted neighborhood’s garbage can be traced back to this shit pit. If you walk down Telegraph near Grand, be careful not to step on the trail of Ketchup packets that form smeary red land mines throughout the neighborhood. Strewn trash from all around the neighborhood emenates from here as late night zombies get their grease fix then spew their trash on the ground, the bus stop and anywhere but the many garbage containers that the City of Oakland has set up in vain hope of giving the nimrods a place to toss thier trash.

If you walk by (remember – don’t step on a ketcup packet), be in store for a treat as the cook’s smoke inside while they make burgers!

~Bon Appétit!

2 Responses to “Burger Pig”

  1. Oaktown Okie says:

    I think this place is Ultimo Skeevo. It should be demolished and its parking lot used by BART commuters.

    Plus it’s a hangout for hoods on the weekend.

    Good Riddance!

  2. oakie says:

    maybe dellums could go down here for lunch and talk to the locals.

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